Ok, since people responded to a 'why no posts?' post earlier:
To the girl in the cupcake tank top (super cute, by the way) with the rolled jeans in the reading room around noon today: you should stop stretching. Holy Christ was that distracting and unfair; you are fantastic and kind of made my day even though I basically gave up trying to get through my book and wound up reading the NY Times on my laptop so I wouldn't get caught staring like a moron.
... dude, this community is kind of perfect for getting this shit out of my system.